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Minneapolis Strip Clubs: American Idol: Sucking Our Soul

Posted by: dallasfromminneapolis | March 31, 2010 | No Comment |

Katie Stevens is such a bug, isn’t she? A robotic bug. I bet if you met Katie Stevens right now she would be a straight up nightmare. Just breezy and dismissive and totally above it. I think Katie Stevens fancies herself some sort of Selena Gomez-esque minxy teen chanteuse. Katie Stevens has cold, hard marbles of ambition in her eyes and it is terrifying to look at. If Katie Stevens were to fall down the stairs at the high school, it would probably be OK to laugh because she is so horrible to people all the time, so she had it coming. There was always a kid or two in school like that. ANYWAY. She sang “Change of Life” from the hit musical Menopause: The Musical and it was borrring. She was wearing stripper heels, pleather tights, and, judging from her abundant jewelry, had just robbed a Claire’s. And then the judges liked it! They liked the terrible Stevensbot! Maybe they were tryin …

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